Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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