Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I would ride that face into the sunset
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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