And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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