the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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