There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
