I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
