He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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