whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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