I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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