Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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