I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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