You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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