i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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