hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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