Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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