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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father

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  i think girls just don't want to fuck you

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• (831): View more from California

  Don't EVER smell your tampon

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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• (415): View more from California

  I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?

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