I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's blow job season.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.