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(239): View more from Florida

R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs

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(917): View more from New York City

If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?

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(212): View more from New York

I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro

(630): View more from Illinois

I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth

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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(217): View more from Illinois

he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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(509): View more from Washington

I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it

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(647): View more from Ontario

Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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(347): View more from New York

Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves

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