Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(404): View more from Georgia

Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.

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(703): View more from Virginia

At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.

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(904): View more from Florida

Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.

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(561): View more from Florida

Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal

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(604): View more from British Columbia

That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

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