Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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