Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
