Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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