When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize