is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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