The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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