wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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