"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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