Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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