Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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