Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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