oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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