I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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