The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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