I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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