so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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