I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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