In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
