Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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