What a fucking waste of an outfit
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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