And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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