I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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