Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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