doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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