On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Someone shit on the floor
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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