I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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