Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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