Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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