Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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