I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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