im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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