would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Your cock deserves a montage
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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