i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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