She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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