big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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