Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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